Wątek: Your next/first child has the name of the last meal they ate. What is their name and how much bullying do you think they would get for it?

Strona: 3 z 4

41 z 68: Sir-Charlie

Split Peas Cook-up for the previous, Hot Dog for the next
All that I survey, I could easily destroy. From time to time, it is important to remind these small creatures of the true extent of my power. Charlie for Admin
10.10.2022 01:19

42 z 68: starchild

chicken
nuggets. i don't really have mutch to say about this one
sighned by an inosent bystander of the apocalypse. I stand with the people of palestine.
25.10.2022 02:26

43 z 68: Adventure-Time

My dearest son, my treasure, I sincerely and wholeheartedly apologize to you for your fate, which will make you bear, at least until you are eighteen, the cruel and heavy burden of your unhappily chosen name. If I had known beforehand what I did not know, I would have held my vicious tongue and fasted all day. But life is not kind to us, hell no. Life is like a dog and we are its curbs, or as the classic says, life is like a chickencoop ladder. You'll soon find out for yourself, my dearest son, blood of my blood. Is it possible to give a child a worse and stupider name than pork roast with (bun) dumplings and braised cabbage? It doesn't even have a proper English equivalent, and it sounds awful in my native tongue. "Knedlo, vepřo, zelo"... Jesus, that's like three names instead of one, and one is worse than the other. If you were born in Vietnam, your name would be Rice. It sounds weird, but at least it's interesting. If you were born to an American, you could at least be called hot dog. It's not great either, but at least it'd be fun. Or maybe popcorn, that sounds pretty cool. And I like popcorn, so why, for the heaven's sake, did I go to that lunch and why did I listen to the call of those evil demons and start reading that horrible forum on Elten instead of doing something useful? How will I ever make up for your future suffering? But you must promise me one thing, my dearest son, it will be a satisfaction to you after all. When you are of age and able to travel, the first country you must visit is Romania. There is a very ugly vampire living there. You must track her down, visit her when she sleeps and turn her dream into the most terrifying garlic nightmare ever. I'm off to drown my sorrows in alcohol, it's less risky than reading Elten.

28.10.2022 18:08

44 z 68: nikolai

I'm going to roleplay as your son for a minute and say that your inability to name things properly, and your romanian vampire x girlfriend sounds like a you problem, thank you very mutch.

Unless there's context that I'm missing of course. Also, My spawn shal forever bare the name, Quick Lunch. Happy Halloween and stuff.
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28.10.2022 21:06

45 z 68: DianaCician

Knedlo, vepřo, zelo came to kill me because I made his dad name him that. Ahhhh mamiiii!
Signed by, no one in particular.
29.10.2022 09:20

46 z 68: thespyde

To post 43:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Breathe...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
There, I think I'm done.
Charles Wells
29.10.2022 12:04

47 z 68: Sir-Charlie

Jesus this one is ridiculously long. Mr. Macaroni Pie, with Lentle Pease and Rice
All that I survey, I could easily destroy. From time to time, it is important to remind these small creatures of the true extent of my power. Charlie for Admin
31.10.2022 04:06

48 z 68: starchild

so, does doctor pepper count?

sighned by an inosent bystander of the apocalypse. I stand with the people of palestine.
05.11.2022 02:52

49 z 68: JHRadio

No, that's a drink.

11.11.2022 22:51

50 z 68: Irroadium

Pancake
To infinity and beyond!
13.11.2022 21:54

51 z 68: JHRadio

Oh what a name!

13.11.2022 22:12

52 z 68: MatthewSmithYT

Bacon egg and cheese burrito? Um...
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
12.08.2023 21:42

53 z 68: aldenmaster

Mac and cheese? Cheddar jokes required!
Anything can work. Just decide how much, or what you would like to subject for said thing to work.
13.08.2023 03:07

54 z 68: ferre

bacon with eggs? No
and they lived sadly after. The end
13.08.2023 18:41

55 z 68: aldenmaster

If someone doesn't like eggs because of the taste and think it smells like a fart, fun could be made that way. Or the kid could be told that they will never be able to bring home the bacon, an expression I've heard for makin money.
Anything can work. Just decide how much, or what you would like to subject for said thing to work.
14.08.2023 01:46

56 z 68: MatthewSmithYT

Both of those examples are rather cheesy, imo.
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
14.08.2023 05:45

57 z 68: thespyde

Yum, cheese, lol.
Charles Wells
14.08.2023 11:07

58 z 68: tunmi13

Chocolate Croissant
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23.08.2023 00:31

59 z 68: musicman5464

cheese burger
Regards, Joseph
23.08.2023 01:21

60 z 68: drahw

Milanese with purée and toasted bread.

23.08.2023 02:56